I had no idea that the human body was capable of producing so much phlegm. Seriously, folks…I told GE tonight that I could have skipped a meal today for all the phlegm I’ve coughed up and subsequently swallowed.
Eww…gross.
Sorry.
But it’s true.
Get well soon, me.
Love, me.
I live in Atlanta, Georgia, and work as a 
Don’t watch the movie “Hostel” if you’re squeamish.